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Hey, I'm Dem. I play Neopets a lot.. I'm also the mommy of a beautiful little boy, Marko ; u ;

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I’ll probably host giveaways later on if this is for real

Tagged: #wockypaws

I think I actually found a neopets sugar daddy

wockypaws:

wockypaws:

Guys, someone trade with me. He’s so cute.

I’M REBLOGGING THIS ‘CAUSE I REALLY DON’T WANT TO ZAP HIM ‘CAUSE HE’S CUTE BUT I DON’T WANT HIM SO SOMEONE TRADE FOR HIM. OR ASK ME TO ADOPT HIM OR SOMETHING.

P.s. Don’t care, double tagging. Don’t skin me alive please and thanks.

pastel-gnorbu:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Secret Ninja Training School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the darkest faerie, and I have over 300 legit SUAPs. I am trained in battledome warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Faerieland armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this world, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret league of Defenders across Neopets and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Slorg. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Maraqua Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

happy face day, nerds
where are my birthday presents

happy face day, nerds

where are my birthday presents

borichas:

pls vote for my shitty pastel kyrii or yurb

jubblebubble says: happy birthday! c:

@Anonymous

thank you!

rancidhands:

this isnt good

rancidhands:

this isnt good

Its face day so here’s Marko okay look at him

Its face day so here’s Marko okay look at him

tax-beast:

neomailaddict:

did you know that this is a “maraquan gelert”?i sure didnt.

look at that sly motherfucker
like any lady wouldn’t wanna go home with an odd number of tentacles

tax-beast:

neomailaddict:

did you know that this is a “maraquan gelert”?
i sure didnt.

look at that sly motherfucker

like any lady wouldn’t wanna go home with an odd number of tentacles

tax-beast:

voltorbing:

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neopets wants me to fuck the plush

for later

Who’s ready for a Neopets giveaway?

coffee-bones-aisha:

whydoistillplayneopets:

spookypixelz:

of-the-twilight-the-darkness:

I got this today on the Forgotten Shore

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And I see people selling it for outrageous amounts of NP, and to be honest, I don’t need that much. I’ve reached my goals neopoint-wise, so, I decided to do a giveaway.

Prize: Pirate Draik Egg

Rules:

One Like and One Reblog. Do not reblog more than once.

Put your username on your reblog, please.

You do NOT have to be following me.

This ends on November 17, one month from now.

My un is dkdog69

Zentoreaco

demsropophu

Tagged: #giveaway

nty—glspooking:

I WAS SO
FREAKING
CLOSE
I HATE THIS GAME


I feel the struggle

nty—glspooking:

I WAS SO

FREAKING

CLOSE

I HATE THIS GAME

I feel the struggle